Ronnie Williford - Lead (Yellow Unit)


Coming aboard with skills carefully honed and nurtured deep in the bowels of Florida's "Mouse Gestapo," Ronnie Williford emerges onto the Texas animation scene with a questionably obtained box of HB Tombo pencils and the sporty moniker, "Sure!.. I'll do that for money." You need it fast? This is the boy to ask for.

He can animate a scene quicker 'n you can slap a tick off a wolverine. And if you don't think that's quick, my friend, just try to slap a tick off a wolverine. Those things are very fast, and grouchy. (The wolverine, not the tick. Ticks tend to be more pensive. They think it makes 'um look cool in front of chicks. Personally, I don't know why a tick would attach itself to a wolverine, cause those things smell like dooky. If I were a tick, I'd try to attach to something that smelled more like candy, like maybe the thigh of a supermodel or something. A tick on a supermodel probably wouldn't live very long. Models can survive for a week on two cigarettes and a cup of tepid Chai tea, and there's nothing more pathetic than a pensive tick with Bulimia and a severe meth addiction).